Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
NEW FEMALE THOR
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Tagged by kathrinedj
► Name ➔ Alexandra “Matty” Day
► Birth place ➔ Victoria, BC, Canada
► Where Do I live ➔ Vernon, BC, Canada
► Hair color ➔ Brown, dyed blonde
► Eye Color ➔ Greenish Blue
► Birthday ➔ March 20
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Single or taken? ➔ Singleite more or less
► Happy? ➔ Ummm sure
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Nope
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ I believe in sexual attraction at first sight
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Never been in an explicit relationship
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Many, many times
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ No, I crave them
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ This morning
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Oddly enough, yes, many
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ YES, it was not pretty
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Not a big VDay person
► Short or long-term relationships? I’d like a long-term, preferably. Just have to find the right person
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea, unless it’s Mango Lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Tight nit group of best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet. I don’t watch regular TV
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Don’t drink them
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I like going out, but I prefer nights in
► Day or night ➔ Love my early, early mornings; but I’m definitely a night owl
► Text or Call ➔ If seeing your face isn’t an option, I’d prefer to text you.
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ I have a love for makeup, but I’m not afraid to go au naturel
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ Nope. As long as I said where I was going it was never a problem
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Both, what a klutz I am
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ All the fucking time
► Prank called a store? ➔ Nope. Just my principal.
► Skipped school? ➔ I was the Queen of skipping school
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ When I went through my depressive period, sure. Not anymore.
► Spent all your money? ➔ Yes. But I’m very good with my money now.
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yes!! Helge :) so sweet. I’ve also met celebrities in the Norwegian way (passing them on the street haha)
► Been really ill? ➔ YES. I blacked out in the tub because of a bas fever
► Gotten high? ➔ Nope. Not my thing.
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark preferably
► Shorter or taller ➔ I like ‘em tall
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ I am attracted to intelligence above all else
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship, I think
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Either or.
► Mac or PC? ➔ Couldn’t live without my MAC
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Both, depending
► City or country? ➔ I’m a country girl, with a taste for city luxuries
► Driving or walking? ➔ I love walking, but I am a big fan of road trips and I love my little car
► Last phone call? ➔ To my Cas accio-destiny
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Not sure
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Caraway bread with butter (hangover food)
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Green tea
► Last place you were? ➔ My friend’s house for a party
► Last kiss? ➔ A guy at the party. Perhaps bad judgement.
► Last picture taken? ➔ Japanese food from a restaurant I ate at last night
► Last outfit? ➔ High waisted skirt and a black crop top with white stars on it. Super cute.
► Last purchase? ➔ My mom’s contacts prescription
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…
The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.
Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob?
seee stellalovesbones that ´s what I meant yesterday